1 00:00:28,612 --> 00:00:30,006 Grandma! 2 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:32,699 Sorry, Tylor honey. 3 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,773 Your alarm was going off. 4 00:00:34,798 --> 00:00:38,653 Your scream scared the teeth right outta me. Ah. 5 00:00:38,678 --> 00:00:41,031 My sweet grandbaby is so lucky to have 6 00:00:41,056 --> 00:00:43,076 his favorite grandma move in. 7 00:00:43,101 --> 00:00:44,937 Otherwise, he'd be late for work. 8 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,314 Yes, he would. Oh, no. 9 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:50,259 You gotta pivot, baby, pivot. 10 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,471 ♪ It is gonna be a funny day ♪ 11 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,580 Hey! You laughing at me? 12 00:01:02,604 --> 00:01:04,165 You laughing at me? 13 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:05,667 I gotta power this city with laughs. 14 00:01:05,691 --> 00:01:07,150 So, you better be laughing at me. 15 00:01:07,674 --> 00:01:09,652 One Tuskmon Breakfast Special. 16 00:01:09,677 --> 00:01:11,864 Gooberry pancakes with extra goo. 17 00:01:11,889 --> 00:01:13,199 Ah. Thanks, Mom. 18 00:01:13,224 --> 00:01:16,390 Bernard, you got a whole hardware store downstairs, 19 00:01:16,415 --> 00:01:18,143 when are you gonna make yourself useful 20 00:01:18,168 --> 00:01:20,188 and adjust the door frames for Tylor? 21 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:21,607 This house isn't big enough for him 22 00:01:21,632 --> 00:01:23,485 and all his potential. 23 00:01:23,510 --> 00:01:26,155 Look at those mighty horn. Mmm. 24 00:01:26,180 --> 00:01:27,533 He's the son I never had. 25 00:01:27,558 --> 00:01:29,507 Ma, I'm right here. 26 00:01:29,965 --> 00:01:32,009 And three, two, one... 27 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:34,779 Good morning, Tuskmon family. 28 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:35,875 Good morning, Val. 29 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:39,004 Hey, son, I got a new one for ya. Ah, I'm good. 30 00:01:39,029 --> 00:01:41,508 Eh, what did the sea monster have for dinner? 31 00:01:41,533 --> 00:01:44,262 Please, don't... Fish and ships. 32 00:01:45,368 --> 00:01:46,679 Nice one, Mr. T. 33 00:01:46,704 --> 00:01:48,515 We should use that one at work, Double T. 34 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,253 Or maybe we shouldn't. 35 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,964 Come on. I don't get this joke stuff. 36 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:54,090 Back in my day, 37 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,800 you just scared those little human kids. 38 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:56,884 What's wrong with that? 39 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:58,511 I get it, Mrs. Grandma Tuskmon. 40 00:01:58,535 --> 00:01:59,686 Change can be scary. 41 00:01:59,711 --> 00:02:01,951 Like how you moved out of the retirement home. Kicked out. 42 00:02:01,976 --> 00:02:04,077 To move back here, but that worked out. 43 00:02:04,102 --> 00:02:05,455 No, it didn't. 44 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,479 Every day I miss Creaking Acres. 45 00:02:07,504 --> 00:02:10,357 My water aerobics class was swimming with widowers. 46 00:02:10,418 --> 00:02:12,605 Mmm-hmm! MILLIE: Talk about your dating pool. 47 00:02:12,630 --> 00:02:14,316 Okay, well, Laugh Power 48 00:02:14,341 --> 00:02:16,236 is ten times stronger than Scream Power. 49 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,621 It's taking us all into the future. 50 00:02:17,646 --> 00:02:19,401 Yep, it's laughter we're after. 51 00:02:19,426 --> 00:02:21,136 Ooh, ooh, ooh! Show her your signature bit. 52 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,078 Tada! Eh? 53 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,039 Eh? Ooh! 54 00:02:26,063 --> 00:02:27,498 And I still don't get it. 55 00:03:02,391 --> 00:03:04,369 Good Morning, Monstropolis. 56 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:06,546 Welcome to I Scream... U Scream. 57 00:03:06,571 --> 00:03:07,757 The news debate show 58 00:03:07,782 --> 00:03:09,176 where we take on the issues of the day. 59 00:03:09,201 --> 00:03:11,721 Head to head. I'm Jack. I'm Jill, 60 00:03:11,746 --> 00:03:13,474 and I'm about to clean the floor with Jack 61 00:03:13,499 --> 00:03:15,227 who refuses to clean ours at home. 62 00:03:15,252 --> 00:03:16,335 If you want me to clean it, 63 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,921 put it on the chore board, Jill! 64 00:03:17,946 --> 00:03:20,842 Jack, it's been nine months since Monsters, Incorporated 65 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:24,388 disgraced CEO Henry J. Waternoose was arrested 66 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:28,017 for plotting to use a scream extractor on human children. 67 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,146 Well, Jill, we may be monsters, 68 00:03:30,171 --> 00:03:32,170 but we're not monsters. 69 00:03:32,195 --> 00:03:35,382 Since then, the power company has left screams behind, for laughs. 70 00:03:35,407 --> 00:03:38,219 Today's topic, Laugh Power, is it a joke? 71 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:39,839 Nope. I'm going to say yes. 72 00:03:39,864 --> 00:03:42,134 And it's a bad one. So, I'm not laughing. 73 00:03:42,159 --> 00:03:43,970 Because there's not one funny bone 74 00:03:43,995 --> 00:03:46,397 in your side of our body. 75 00:03:47,122 --> 00:03:49,851 Well, I may be literally stuck with Jack, 76 00:03:49,876 --> 00:03:52,146 but I'm more attached to Scare Power. 77 00:03:52,171 --> 00:03:54,316 Thankfully, companies like Scare Masters... Nah. 78 00:03:54,341 --> 00:03:56,030 Scream Industries and Fear Co... Uh-uh. No. 79 00:03:56,055 --> 00:03:57,327 have the guts to uphold. 80 00:03:57,352 --> 00:04:00,241 Monstropolis's proud tradition of scaring. Nah. 81 00:04:00,266 --> 00:04:01,743 Forget tradition. 82 00:04:01,768 --> 00:04:04,872 The science shows that laughter is more powerful. 83 00:04:04,897 --> 00:04:06,458 Pretty soon, screams will be as useless 84 00:04:06,483 --> 00:04:07,835 as our therapy session. 85 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:10,631 Because you're always talking about your feelings. 86 00:04:10,656 --> 00:04:13,510 That's the whole point of therapy! 87 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:14,921 I'm calling Doctor Fangberg. 88 00:04:14,946 --> 00:04:16,163 Where's my stress ball? 89 00:04:16,188 --> 00:04:17,582 Well, much like you... Where's my stress ball? 90 00:04:17,607 --> 00:04:19,126 Monsters, Inc.'s current CEOs, 91 00:04:19,151 --> 00:04:22,505 James P. Sullivan and Mike "Weirdzowski" 92 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,681 have yet to convince me to change. 93 00:04:24,706 --> 00:04:27,899 What? Have you ever heard anything so insulting, Sulley? 94 00:04:27,924 --> 00:04:30,236 Hey, at least they're talking about Laugh Power. 95 00:04:30,261 --> 00:04:32,114 Mike Weirdzowski? 96 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:33,390 I'm not weird. Am I weird? 97 00:04:33,849 --> 00:04:35,243 Weird-ish. Yeah. 98 00:04:35,268 --> 00:04:36,997 I'm gonna call them demanding a correction, 99 00:04:37,022 --> 00:04:38,291 an apology, a retraction, 100 00:04:38,316 --> 00:04:40,752 a revocation, and an incantation. 101 00:04:40,777 --> 00:04:41,921 Where's that new assistant of ours? 102 00:04:41,946 --> 00:04:43,173 Cameron! 103 00:04:43,198 --> 00:04:44,742 Get Jack and Jill on the phone. 104 00:04:46,062 --> 00:04:48,305 I'm gonna give them a piece of my mind. 105 00:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,099 Maybe even the whole thing. Yeah, the whole mind. 106 00:04:50,124 --> 00:04:51,477 Hello, Monsters News Network. 107 00:04:51,502 --> 00:04:52,938 Hello, hi, hi... Please hold. 108 00:04:52,963 --> 00:04:55,983 I'm on hold. Unbelievable. 109 00:04:56,008 --> 00:04:58,820 The insults keep coming. Calm down, Mike. 110 00:04:58,848 --> 00:05:00,952 You don't wanna burst a blood vessel in your eye. 111 00:05:00,977 --> 00:05:03,413 The news and Monstropolis and everybody else 112 00:05:03,438 --> 00:05:05,124 will come around on Laugh Power. 113 00:05:05,149 --> 00:05:06,335 It's the right thing to do. 114 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:07,803 Hi, Monsters News Network. 115 00:05:07,828 --> 00:05:09,118 Finally, this is Mike Wazo... Please hold. 116 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,209 I'm on hold again. 117 00:05:10,234 --> 00:05:12,337 Hush. Besides, the company is doing well. 118 00:05:12,362 --> 00:05:13,756 Jokesters are getting laughs. 119 00:05:13,781 --> 00:05:15,170 Everything is working. 120 00:05:19,010 --> 00:05:20,238 All right, Jokesters. 121 00:05:20,263 --> 00:05:21,389 Doors at the ready. 122 00:05:22,038 --> 00:05:24,725 Yeah. Go, Tylor, go. 123 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:26,937 Fill that canister. And we are a go. 124 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,065 Ta-da. 125 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,510 Hey. 126 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,397 Nailed it. 127 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:56,898 Hey! 128 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,091 Ow. Ow. Ow. 129 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:07,134 Nice, Phlegm. 130 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:10,263 Way to go, Lanky. Yeah! 131 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,931 Huh? 132 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,004 Oh, boy... 133 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:23,677 Hey, who ordered all these donuts? 134 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,262 Oh. Hi, Tylor. 135 00:06:27,287 --> 00:06:28,848 Uh. What's wrong, kid? 136 00:06:28,932 --> 00:06:30,785 You don't like the Oops, Too Many Donuts routine? 137 00:06:30,810 --> 00:06:33,831 Yeah, it's great, but you did that last week. 138 00:06:33,856 --> 00:06:36,000 Uh, oh, I did? Oh. Okay, well, uh... 139 00:06:36,025 --> 00:06:38,796 Well, uh, I've got something I've been work shopping if you wanna... 140 00:06:38,821 --> 00:06:40,342 Hi, 141 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:43,012 I'm a widdle donut who came to life... 142 00:06:43,037 --> 00:06:46,350 Oh. The weird baby voice again... 143 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:48,323 Yeah, you, you heard that one too, huh? 144 00:06:48,348 --> 00:06:49,880 Oh, okay. Okay, well, you know I'm not gonna 145 00:06:49,905 --> 00:06:52,220 let this little hiccup get me down. 146 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,560 Yep! Everything is great. 147 00:06:53,585 --> 00:06:54,474 In fact, d... 148 00:06:54,499 --> 00:06:56,851 This is actually a big day for me, you know? 149 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,271 I'm kinda being celebrated later 150 00:06:58,296 --> 00:06:59,816 at my old college's homecoming game. 151 00:06:59,841 --> 00:07:01,652 So... Oh! Uh 152 00:07:01,677 --> 00:07:02,821 bed's a little rickety, you might wanna take a look at that. 153 00:07:02,846 --> 00:07:05,216 Yeah, you see, I was trained to be a Scarer, uh, 154 00:07:05,241 --> 00:07:07,344 I even got voted as last year's Scream King. 155 00:07:07,369 --> 00:07:09,347 So, it's kind of a big deal. It's kind of a big deal. 156 00:07:09,384 --> 00:07:10,569 I know. 157 00:07:10,594 --> 00:07:12,906 You've told me a million times. 158 00:07:12,931 --> 00:07:14,492 You were the top Scarer 159 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,578 and now you want to be the top Jokester. 160 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,998 Just trying to stay positive, my man, you know? 161 00:07:19,023 --> 00:07:20,459 Yeah. 162 00:07:20,484 --> 00:07:22,504 Listen, I'd love to help you out, 163 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,215 but I'm six. 164 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:28,887 And I have a big coloring book to finish tomorrow. So... 165 00:07:28,912 --> 00:07:31,349 Oh. Yes. Of course. No, yeah. I'll, uh... 166 00:07:31,374 --> 00:07:33,646 I'll make sure to get a laugh out of you next time. 167 00:07:33,671 --> 00:07:34,648 Yeah, yeah... Yeah. 168 00:07:34,673 --> 00:07:35,942 Good talk. Yeah... 169 00:07:35,967 --> 00:07:38,607 Night night. Good night, Tylor. 170 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:47,026 So... how'd it go with Ben? Who? 171 00:07:47,051 --> 00:07:50,030 Uh, the adorable little boy who loves playing music, 172 00:07:50,055 --> 00:07:52,033 coloring inside the lines, and getting a full eight hours of sleep. 173 00:07:52,058 --> 00:07:53,324 You know, Ben. 174 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,450 Oh, right. 175 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,660 That's his name. Ben. 176 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,302 Ben. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's, uh, he's fine, 177 00:07:57,327 --> 00:07:58,638 although, uh, weirdly, 178 00:07:58,663 --> 00:08:00,682 no longer a fan of my donut bit. 179 00:08:00,707 --> 00:08:02,310 Whoo! 180 00:08:02,335 --> 00:08:04,730 Little light on the laughs, eh, College Boy? 181 00:08:04,755 --> 00:08:07,108 Good thing there's no longer a leader board, huh? 182 00:08:07,133 --> 00:08:09,779 Because you'd be all the way on the bottom. Ha! 183 00:08:09,804 --> 00:08:11,615 Excuse me, Duncan, I'm gonna have to ask you 184 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:13,689 not to bother the Jokester while he's working. 185 00:08:13,714 --> 00:08:14,858 Don't listen to him. 186 00:08:14,883 --> 00:08:17,695 Instead, be like me, and listen to the sticker. 187 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,365 You're a star, Tylor! 188 00:08:19,390 --> 00:08:20,909 You shine so bright filling up canisters, 189 00:08:20,954 --> 00:08:22,264 I had to put sunglasses on. 190 00:08:22,289 --> 00:08:23,809 Hmm. 191 00:08:25,364 --> 00:08:26,365 Thanks, Val. 192 00:08:30,364 --> 00:08:32,238 That is what I'm talking about! 193 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:35,568 Congratulations everyone, 194 00:08:35,593 --> 00:08:37,947 today's GiggleWatt Goal has been achieved. 195 00:08:37,972 --> 00:08:38,989 If you're able, 196 00:08:39,014 --> 00:08:41,403 feel free to head over to the big Monsters University 197 00:08:41,481 --> 00:08:42,792 homecoming game. 198 00:08:42,817 --> 00:08:44,253 Go MU! 199 00:08:44,278 --> 00:08:45,672 Mary! 200 00:08:45,697 --> 00:08:48,199 Go you, and go Monsters U! 201 00:08:49,227 --> 00:08:51,830 I really wanted to take us over the edge today. 202 00:08:51,855 --> 00:08:53,416 Hey, we all did our part. 203 00:08:53,441 --> 00:08:56,670 Right now, I gotta help escort the former king. 204 00:08:56,695 --> 00:08:58,256 Your Majesty. 205 00:08:58,281 --> 00:09:01,052 Okay, okay, stop! 206 00:09:01,077 --> 00:09:03,639 Oh! That's why they haven't fired him yet, 207 00:09:03,790 --> 00:09:05,333 he's royalty. 208 00:09:05,466 --> 00:09:07,760 All hail the king! 209 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:25,750 Yo, there he is! 210 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,085 Big man Tylor! TYLOR: Hey, hey! 211 00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:28,836 What's up, dude? 212 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,338 Yeah, Big T, in the fur! - Hey, hey! 213 00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,672 Welcome back, Scream King! Hello! 214 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:32,965 Hi. How are you? FEMALE MONSTER: It's Tylor! 215 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:34,217 Welcome back, Tylor! - Heyo! 216 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,594 Hey! Tylor! Hello. Hi! 217 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,929 Hi! How are ya? It's the Scream King! 218 00:09:37,953 --> 00:09:39,263 - Nice to be back. - Here you go. 219 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,556 Take one. 220 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,100 What are you doing, anyway? 221 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:44,769 Mr. Wazowski asked me to help out with recruiting new Jokesters. 222 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,354 No better place to start than here. 223 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:48,815 It's great to be back. 224 00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,638 Feels like old times. 225 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,513 I haven't been back since I dropped out. 226 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,655 Scaring School wasn't for everyone. 227 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,271 I wasn't very good at it. 228 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,033 But I do have fond memories 229 00:09:59,057 --> 00:10:00,660 of waving to you by this trashcan. 230 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,935 And this beautiful bench! 231 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,706 And this patch of grass 232 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,874 where I thought you waved back, 233 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,388 but apparently, it was to someone else. 234 00:10:09,443 --> 00:10:10,962 I wish I had waved back to you. 235 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:13,256 I'm sorry we weren't friends then, but, uh, 236 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,715 I'm really glad we are now. 237 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,343 Me too. 238 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:19,971 Students, fans, and alumni... 239 00:10:19,995 --> 00:10:21,347 Hut, set! Grover Grover! 240 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,890 welcome to Monsters University. 241 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,505 Hut! Hut! Hut! 242 00:10:24,739 --> 00:10:27,728 Grecko's open! Got it! 243 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:29,564 And he coughs up the ball. 244 00:10:29,588 --> 00:10:31,524 Probably didn't taste that great, anyway. 245 00:10:33,536 --> 00:10:35,278 Ooh, and that's a loss 246 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,029 of 20 yards, 247 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:38,573 - and possibly a loss of Samuel. - Shake it off! 248 00:10:38,597 --> 00:10:40,992 Who doesn't love a good football game? 249 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,393 With all the foots and the balls? 250 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,087 FearTech blitzes! 251 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,664 That's a lot of tentacles! Yeah! I can't believe 252 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,040 I'm on the field with you! Williams scrambles! 253 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,750 MU! He's still on his feet! 254 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,378 All three of 'em! MU. 255 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:55,089 Ugh. I don't like football, heights, or Tylor. 256 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,632 Shoo! Get away, bird! 257 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,217 Everything about this is terrible! 258 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,136 What are you talking about? 259 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,971 This is wonderful! 260 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,515 You can see the whole field from here. 261 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:06,894 Oh? 262 00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:08,102 Oh, no. 263 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,396 Hey, hey. Oh, it's fine. 264 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,974 I can make out shapes. 265 00:11:12,047 --> 00:11:13,733 Yeah, that's either a quarterback 266 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:16,176 or this gentleman's spleen. 267 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,697 MU! MU! QUARTERBACK: Hut! Hut! Hut! 268 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:20,948 Williams drops back, 269 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:22,366 and he's going long, 270 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:25,328 it's a Hail Scary! 271 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,163 - Oh. Uh, oh, no, no, no... - Whoa. Heads up. 272 00:11:29,940 --> 00:11:31,292 You know, 273 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:33,920 there is such a thing as being too close to the action. 274 00:11:33,944 --> 00:11:35,362 Uh, thank you! 275 00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:37,340 Johnny Worthington! 276 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,383 Can I, can I please have your autograph? 277 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:41,928 Oh. Happy to, little one. Please, 278 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,095 please, please, please... 279 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:44,347 Oh, look, you have my rookie card. 280 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:47,058 That's a rare find. You're my favorite Scarer! 281 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:48,935 Hut! Hut! Hut! Are you somebody? 282 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,937 Oh, well, uh, I was. 283 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,772 I mean, I... I am but, uh... 284 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,941 That somebody is Tylor Tuskmon. Uh... 285 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,526 He beat a bunch of my school scare records. 286 00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:57,777 He's the top of his class 287 00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,364 and he was last year's Scream King. 288 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,740 Tuskmon, huh? 289 00:12:03,018 --> 00:12:04,120 Jury's still out. 290 00:12:05,341 --> 00:12:07,161 And it's MU with the field goal attempt. 291 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,663 Samuel to hold. 292 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,331 The kick is up! 293 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,091 And so is Samuel! 294 00:12:13,762 --> 00:12:15,389 Huh? 295 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:19,507 And he's just inside the upright for a score! 296 00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,801 Yelps. 297 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,095 And that's the half, everyone! 298 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:27,181 But don't go anywhere, up next we're proudly honoring 299 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:30,726 the former Scream Kings and Queens of Monsters U! 300 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,770 Your Majesties, please grace us 301 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:35,064 with your presence on the field now! 302 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,357 Woohoo! That's you. 303 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:37,611 That's you. 304 00:12:37,636 --> 00:12:40,652 Come on, kid, time to enjoy our moment in the sun. 305 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,697 Bye, kids! Bye, hon! Love you. 306 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:45,366 Don't spend too long in the sun. You burn easy. 307 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,326 Good luck, Daddy! 308 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,162 J.J. you're such a suck-up. 309 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,063 Wowee! 310 00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:54,709 Oh, Tylor's coming up next. 311 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,794 Yay, Tylor! Go, Tylor! 312 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,796 Tylor! We're up here. 313 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,173 Did he hear? Do you think he sees us? 314 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,009 I can't see anything. 315 00:13:03,033 --> 00:13:04,075 Unless... 316 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:09,223 Ah, negative, it's blurrier than the union's stance 317 00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:10,433 on dating in the workplace. 318 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,017 We're still not tall enough. 319 00:13:16,272 --> 00:13:17,314 I'm busy. 320 00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,025 Hey, hey, hey! 321 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:20,300 Bird! 322 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,237 That was even sadder up close. 323 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,822 Welcome back, Royals. 324 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,240 Ah, you're doing my heart good. 325 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,825 Now, let's line up. 326 00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:31,287 Professor Knight. Good to see you again. Johnny! Tylor! 327 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,165 Ah, I love seeing a couple of my favorite students 328 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,583 standing next to each other. 329 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,460 I almost couldn't tell you apart. 330 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:40,421 Probably the horns. You know, 331 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:42,465 you could learn a thing or two from him. Well, 332 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,467 I can't promise either one would be useful though! 333 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,718 Right? 334 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,137 You're such a kidder. He's a kidder, right? Yeah. 335 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,680 Hello, Monsters. Oh. 336 00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:53,476 And welcome to the annual homecoming game halftime show, 337 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:56,270 where we're honoring our former Scream Kings 338 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:58,606 and Queens. Go Tylor! 339 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,149 Yay! Go, Daddy, go! 340 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,525 Yay! Get 'em, kid! 341 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:02,801 Whatever, eh. 342 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,905 What, uh, what exactly are we supposed to do? 343 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:07,639 Just smile and wave. 344 00:14:12,001 --> 00:14:13,437 If we gotta work late, 345 00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:15,564 at least we can listen to the game and support Tylor. 346 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:18,150 Anything is better than this news station's hold music. 347 00:14:18,174 --> 00:14:19,777 It's as bad as their coverage. 348 00:14:19,801 --> 00:14:22,780 Let's hear it for Jebediah Krakensen! 349 00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:24,365 Hey! He owes me money. 350 00:14:24,389 --> 00:14:27,118 And Dorothy Basiliski. 351 00:14:27,142 --> 00:14:29,370 I thought she died. Only on the inside. 352 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,897 I am done. 353 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:36,419 Thank you, Cameron. 354 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,463 And now CEO of Fear Co. 355 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:41,799 Johnny Worthington. 356 00:14:41,823 --> 00:14:44,701 Ooh, look at the sheen on his fur. 357 00:14:45,034 --> 00:14:47,430 Maybe he's single. 358 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:48,780 No, 359 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,056 he's already married. 360 00:14:50,081 --> 00:14:51,892 Mil! Oh, come on. 361 00:14:51,916 --> 00:14:54,019 I'm just kidding. 362 00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,562 I checked. 363 00:14:55,587 --> 00:14:58,190 Top Scarer? Come on. Please. 364 00:14:58,214 --> 00:15:00,317 He was easily beaten by yours truly 365 00:15:00,341 --> 00:15:02,820 at the Scare Games. Which we cheated during, 366 00:15:02,844 --> 00:15:05,740 and got expelled for. Ah, Details, details. 367 00:15:05,764 --> 00:15:06,949 It doesn't matter anyway, 368 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,242 'cause we're gonna beat out Fear Co. 369 00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,536 As the better, more efficient power company. 370 00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:11,620 And when we do, Sulley, 371 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,080 I'm gonna get in his face, 372 00:15:13,104 --> 00:15:14,874 and I'm gonna say, "You're a loser." 373 00:15:14,898 --> 00:15:16,167 - "And no one likes..." - Loser? 374 00:15:16,191 --> 00:15:18,043 I'm appalled. No. No. No. Not you, ma'am. 375 00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:21,296 Sounds like that went well. 376 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,339 It did not. 377 00:15:24,783 --> 00:15:26,343 And last but not least, 378 00:15:26,367 --> 00:15:29,680 the most recent Scream King, who was top of his class 379 00:15:29,704 --> 00:15:34,018 and still holds the record for the loudest roar. 380 00:15:34,042 --> 00:15:38,314 Please welcome Tylor Tuskmon. 381 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,941 Go, Tyler! Go. Yay! 382 00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,735 Tylor works at Monsters, Inc. 383 00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:44,904 Where he is a top scarer. 384 00:15:44,928 --> 00:15:47,406 Oh, uh, I'm actually a Jokester now. So... 385 00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:48,866 A Jokester? 386 00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:50,284 What's a Jokester? 387 00:15:50,308 --> 00:15:51,577 Sorry, uh, is it... 388 00:15:51,601 --> 00:15:53,078 Can I... Sorry, everyone. 389 00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:54,789 Hi, uh, Tylor here. 390 00:15:54,813 --> 00:15:56,415 Uh, I, I just... I'm not a Scarer. 391 00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:57,666 I'm a Jokester. 392 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,668 Monsters, Inc, they switched to Laugh Power. 393 00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:00,795 You... Oh, okay... 394 00:16:00,819 --> 00:16:02,505 I... I make kids laugh now, 395 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:04,705 I'm a, a Jokester. So, yeah. 396 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:09,720 Oh, you're such a kidder. 397 00:16:09,744 --> 00:16:12,097 You know what, I got this great bit I do with, uh, 398 00:16:12,121 --> 00:16:14,058 donuts, actually. Uh, I need the microphone. 399 00:16:14,082 --> 00:16:16,709 Does, uh, first... Does anybody have donuts? 400 00:16:17,595 --> 00:16:19,522 No. Okay, well, uh... 401 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:20,898 Well, okay, uh, wait, just imagine 402 00:16:20,922 --> 00:16:22,691 that there's donuts on my horns. All right? 403 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,401 Sometimes I, I... I toss them on there. 404 00:16:24,425 --> 00:16:25,486 like this. 405 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:27,279 Whoop! Whoop! 406 00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:29,031 And then I go "Hey", 407 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,325 "who ordered all these donuts?" 408 00:16:31,349 --> 00:16:33,702 I don't know. Who? 409 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,872 I hear Tylor's endearingly neurotic voice. 410 00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:38,916 Hey, guys, what's he doing? 411 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:42,086 Humiliating himself in front of thousands. 412 00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:45,665 It's a gift from above. 413 00:16:47,699 --> 00:16:49,260 The donut hacky sack thing... 414 00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:50,761 You know, 'cause you gotta... 415 00:16:50,785 --> 00:16:52,429 I think maybe it's like 416 00:16:52,453 --> 00:16:53,848 the knee thing, or something or, uh... I can't watch. 417 00:16:53,872 --> 00:16:55,683 They say there's no such thing as bad press... ...you know, 418 00:16:55,707 --> 00:16:57,810 but, uh, they may make an exception for this. ...'cause I'm a... I, uh... 419 00:16:57,834 --> 00:17:00,146 I, um, I feel like this isn't translating as well 420 00:17:00,170 --> 00:17:02,181 without the donuts... Um, 421 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:03,774 Oh, oh! 422 00:17:03,798 --> 00:17:07,501 What did the sea monster have for dinner? 423 00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:10,068 Fish and ships. 424 00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:13,617 Fish and... You heard? 425 00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,077 Fish and ships. With a, with a "sh." 426 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,245 That's my joke. 427 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,538 Like the sailing vessel... Oh, sweetie. 428 00:17:17,562 --> 00:17:18,956 Like fish and chips... But he didn't hit ships 429 00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:20,457 as hard as he could have. ...Would be... 430 00:17:20,481 --> 00:17:23,127 But this is ships because of the... Thank you, Tylor Tuskmon. 431 00:17:23,151 --> 00:17:25,111 Don't give up your day job! 432 00:17:25,403 --> 00:17:26,963 Oh, wait, that is your day job. 433 00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:28,883 Beautiful. 434 00:17:28,907 --> 00:17:31,126 What an utter disaster. 435 00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:44,815 A jokester? 436 00:17:44,839 --> 00:17:45,941 You gotta be kidding me. 437 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,109 "Make Jokesters out of Scarers?" 438 00:17:48,134 --> 00:17:50,529 Yeah, right. 439 00:17:50,553 --> 00:17:51,783 Pathetic. 440 00:18:07,904 --> 00:18:10,423 Val, what am I doing? 441 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,508 I can't even fill a canister. 442 00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:13,677 Aw, come on. 443 00:18:13,701 --> 00:18:15,179 You almost filled that one from today. 444 00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:16,805 Yeah. 445 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,478 I, uh, just wish I was doing better. 446 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,072 Oh! Uh, Mr. Worthington... 447 00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:29,751 I, uh, played in enough games to know you can't win 'em all. 448 00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,587 Don't get too down on yourself. 449 00:18:32,642 --> 00:18:34,072 You've got a lot of potential. 450 00:18:34,097 --> 00:18:35,324 One day, 451 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:36,708 you'll make your mark on the world. 452 00:18:37,183 --> 00:18:38,744 Hey, Joe College. 453 00:18:38,768 --> 00:18:40,079 Let's go. Hurry up. 454 00:18:40,103 --> 00:18:41,622 Uh, Dad duties call. 455 00:18:41,646 --> 00:18:43,207 I said doodies. 456 00:18:43,231 --> 00:18:44,861 Listen, chin up. 457 00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:45,917 You'll get 'em next time. 458 00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:47,503 Thanks, Mr. Worthington. 459 00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,630 Oh, please, call me Johnny. 460 00:18:49,654 --> 00:18:51,406 And just keep filling those canisters. 461 00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:58,138 Monsters News Network, how can I help you? 462 00:18:58,162 --> 00:18:59,348 Oh, Hi. Uh, hello. 463 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,641 I demand to speak to Jack and Jill 464 00:19:00,665 --> 00:19:01,892 of I Scream, U Scream. 465 00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:04,019 This is Mike Wazowski. Never heard of him. 466 00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,897 Fine. Mike Weirdzowski. 467 00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:09,692 Oh. Yes, Mr. Weirdzowski. I'll put you right through. 468 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,736 The mailbox you are calling for... JACK: Jack... 469 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,821 And... JILL: Jill. 470 00:19:13,845 --> 00:19:15,280 is currently full. 471 00:19:15,304 --> 00:19:17,074 Please call back during business hours. 472 00:19:17,098 --> 00:19:19,183 No! 473 00:19:24,188 --> 00:19:25,581 Wanna grab dinner? 474 00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:27,001 Yeah, I could eat. 475 00:19:29,152 --> 00:19:30,754 Are you sure you don't want me to wait for you? 476 00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:32,506 No. No, it's okay. Really. 477 00:19:32,530 --> 00:19:35,050 I... I'd rather walk home, you know. Clear my head. 478 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,035 So, um, see you tomorrow. Right? 479 00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:39,478 Okay. Uh, see you tomorrow. 480 00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:46,603 Okay. 481 00:19:46,627 --> 00:19:48,921 I can fill this canister. 482 00:19:50,173 --> 00:19:52,220 Okay. It's go time. 483 00:19:55,678 --> 00:19:58,780 Hey, who ordered all these donuts? 484 00:19:58,805 --> 00:19:59,805 Huh? 485 00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:03,120 Oh, come on not again. 486 00:20:03,144 --> 00:20:04,455 Peekaboo. 487 00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:06,749 Peekaboo! Peekaboo. 488 00:20:09,233 --> 00:20:11,503 Ah, n... Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 489 00:20:11,527 --> 00:20:13,130 I didn't... I didn't mean to, to scare you. No. 490 00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:16,175 Here, here, here, here. Take a... A parting donut. 491 00:20:16,199 --> 00:20:18,843 Enjoy that. All right? Okay, bye-bye. 492 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,345 I finally filled it. 493 00:20:24,499 --> 00:20:26,894 Hey, a little laugh energy, a little scream energy, 494 00:20:26,918 --> 00:20:28,595 still a full canister, right?